Out of 5 stars (*****) whereby 5 is the highest score.

NXNE’s Registration Prowess *
The Coast ***
Rah Rah ***1/2
The Rural Alberta Advantage ****
TTC Construction *
Modernboys Moderngirls *1/2
Hostess Cupcakes at midnight ***1/2
Angel Pier **
Not drinking as much as I could’ve on a Thursday night ****
OK City OK ***
Action Makes *
Primaries **
Getting soaked between venues *
The Pack AD **1/2
Hot Springs ****
Drunk hipsters and traffic closures on College/Bathurst -*****
Availability of taxi cabs on College *****
Wayside Ramblers ****
Boiled Weiners ****1/2
Meat *****
Old Man Luedecke *****
People shouting out “your wang” to dignified folk musicians *
Elder Roche *
Epigramme ****
Being on the B list **
Satellite Nation **1/2
Slim Twig **
The word “dong” ***
The term “deep-dicking” ****
The Schomberg Fair ****